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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Obviously all this talk of cancer is pure quackery, what I need to know about is the good King's humours--are they in balance? It seems to me that he is suffering from an overabundance of black bile, which should be readily countered by the strength of the royal blood. Has some well-meaning "modern" doctor diluted His Royal Highness's sanguinity with the extract of mere commoners? The strength of the royal humours should not be underestimated. The choleric and phlegmatic appear to remain in balance, as royal matches royal. However, if he has been supplemented with ignoble blood, the royal melancholic bile would rapidly throw the system out of balance. Have you considered having the Archbishop of Canterbury bless his blood?