badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
view the rest of the comments
Otherwise yeah. It is a bit limiting. So I've posted before about it, I've never been pegged. I've taken dick and love it but it's like a whole thing. Like it has to be a certain girth so I can even imagine having a handsfree orgasm. I also like giving pleasure. A lot. So because I know there are nerve endings in a penis I'm going to enjoy bottoming for a penis haver (if they're girthy enough). Now I've heard it's still pleasurable for someone who's been afab to use a strap-on. I just know I ain't sucking on it because it's like cranking a box filled with sand, doesn't really do anything imo. Like it'd lube it up, but I'd rather actual lube so I don't get a tear. I'd be open to it but have only met one woman who offered (who was also bi and didn't try to erase my sexuality, but also think she didn't like me slowly feeling out my flamboyance, so there's that) but as I get porked by the real thing I declined, plus I was always busy getting her to climax anyways. So I think it comes down to my limited experiences and trying to rush through a post.
OKAY WOW TMI ✨
Don't get what causes allos to be so weird and oversharey like this. I'd get shamed out of a room for oversharing about some totally harmless special interest, and yet. It's beyond strange, like not only did I not ask for sex life details, I also did not volunteer any of my own. Why do allosexuals think it's normal to describe their personal kinks or sex acts or whatever at people, in graphic detail, appropos of nothing? Is that normal? Horrifying reality, not how it should be.
I will not ever question the wisdom of the volcel people's vanguard again.
How was it appropos of nothing? We were talking about blowing out some theoretical dudes back and I shared my ignorance and flaws when it comes to the totality of sexuality and reasons why that might be. Idk man. Back to lurking.
Were we, allos are just built different. Don't seem to have the disconnect between "discussing sex things at a remove" and "instantly horny and overpersonal", I guess. Woes of asexuality.
Ngl, I read less than a sentence of your comment. I ain't gonna read that. My comrade in christ, doing a goofy bit does not imply that I desire to hear your sexual history.
I'm not trying to be incredibly cruel, I'm not a complete asshole, I simply have boundaries when it comes to talking sex, which I guess are different to every othet person's.
I'm not horny though. I'm just talking about sex and sexuality and yes a little sexual history as it does shape experience and my being. Go off though. Literally gonna delete everything and won't be back. Be better for everyone I suppose.