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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I didn't read it because I don't care. Critical support if true.

My parents watch 60 Minutes because they are old. The whole show tonight was devoted to this story.

Didn't congress already give them a blank check for any medical care they need and stuff? What do they want? Our credulity? Our sympathy?

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

one time I was doing sex to a woman with big boobs and I was doing it really good when Russian super spies used their brain rays on me and it made me think about my dad's balls and then I shidded and farted all over the back seat of my mom's teal 1992 Ford Escort Wagon.

can't wait for my six figure media "expert" sinecure to start.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

woman with big boob

Smh so you admit you're not woke? frothingfash

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

rly sry that hanped to yu. pootin must be stoped.

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