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Whoa there buddy, calm down (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Smart. I like the idea of replacing biometrics with something that can't easily be cloned - learned behaviour. Perhaps with a robust ML approach you could use analysis of gait, expressions, and other subtle behavioural tics rather than or in addition to facial/fingerprint/iris recognition. I suspect that would be very hard to fake - although perhaps vulnerable to, idk, having a bad day and acting "off".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Ah, so only employ posh people.

"Hi, I'm definitely Henry. My turn to take the RSA key sentry duty today."

"Henry, why are you acting like a commoner? You're not like yourself at all!"