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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I thought she just didn't want to do sex stuff or cuddle or show affection..

Anyway I just thought it was important to let the world know that you can be volcel army and still be in a committed ten year relationship. In fact isn't that what true comradeship is built on?

Weapons grade cope aside, I think I'm one of those weird types of humans who needs affection and so on. Am I really going to have to start dating again? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't know what test you're thinking you're going to concoct that will make sure that people won't develop hormonal changes, be subject to abuse that can damage their enjoyment of sex, or just exercise free will and grow as humans over a decade, but whatever test you come up with is probably not one you should ever use on another person, comrade

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

you misunderstand, a requirement of the test is being an unchanging ideal and not an actual person

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You just failed the test. Movin' on to my next suitor.

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