I can imagine a Tesla owner's car falling into the pit and the owner getting roasted on Twitter. He gets really mad and says...

Look, my car was NOT "like a mammoth swallowed whole falling to the deep abyss of a ginormous manmade tar pit of Biblical proportions".

1. My car was not "swallowed whole". A portion remained above the pit line.

2. It is incorrect to say "deep abyss". An abyss is already "a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm". The pit was probably 8 feet deep at most.

3. Ginormous? It was a small localized area.

4. The photos of my car in the pit that everyone is refering to were probably photoshopped. And even if they weren't - the situation wasn't as bad as it looks. It is challenging to fix but, dummies, I have insurance anyway.

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