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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

A fuckin SWAT raid for a damn pair of AirPods bruh ? What the fuck ? Like what in the actual fuck ? Can i get a swat in here because i lost one of my buds somewhere and maybe they can shoot up the cusions to find em ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Headline is slightly misleading, it was that a pair of carjackers stole a car that had AirPods within it so the police used the Find My location of those AirPods to therefore believe they could sent SWAT around to this lady's address.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Because it is difficult to call in whom lives at a home or see a car.

They picked a random house near the iPod location and assaulted it like a bunch of amateur goons. The headline is misleading, but the police are guilty of multiple crimes and should all be facing ACA charges. Every single one of them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Maybe you should actually read the article first before commenting.