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SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This family is lucky they didn't have an oak tree in their front yard or they'd have all been shot in self defense

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

ONE GUY empties his clip into the back of his own squad car with a handcuffed suspect in it because of a falling acorn and now suddenly the whole force is getting an ear full... I'm sorry, but I thought this was America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the laugh, Randy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I thought this was America

Yeah, that's why everyone is worried it's part of standard police training 😄