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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you're paying to heat 5000% more air than you need to, it doesn't matter what the device that saves you money is called.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You're also trying to move 5000% more air than you need to in a square instead of a cylinder, so you're not going to get nearly as much crisp either.