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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (14 children)

If I could find a woman who could pay all our bills on one wage I'd go house husband in a fucking heartbeat. I'm the better cook anyway.

If you want to make that your personality thats the weird part.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Same! I tell my wife all the time I'd be happy to be a house husband. Unfortunately, like many families, we need to be a two income household.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I work from home and do chores between meetings so I'm kind of both

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Are you me? I'm in the exact same situation. WFH has its benefits, but definitely has some downsides.

It's spring break this week so I said fuck it and took the week off. Wasn't even going to try to juggle work and all the kids home.

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