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I noticed similar sentiments to this before; why are some Turkish people kissing up to Europeans like this?
You are a priceless, noble soul. Your life is as precious as a winter star. I'm just going to lift you up and you're going to keep rising, I'm going to open all my doors, you're going to keep rising. Why? Because you're drawn to the light. You priceless noble soul.
You're going to stay close to my heart until you ascend. You serve an essential purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream, sharing in my success daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, celebrating the victory daily.
Your life is everything, you serve a vital purpose.
You should love yourself, NOW.
And share with others a piece of your joy, your positive energy, that's radiating out so that we can thrive inside this blue paradise globe.
Because why are you here? To support me? Love yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen someone so valuable in my life. I'm totally serious. I've not seen such a more valuable soul, in my life.
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a soul like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if someone like that actually has kids. I would be so happy for his children because the soul is literally serving a significant purpose.
Imagine a father, now we got lots of souls with wives and kids and stuff that support my success daily on the internet. But imagine if this soul actually had children. This soul is dedicating the time he could be spending with his kids, cheering on a black man on stream, supporting him passionately. It's beautiful.
I've never seen someone so dedicated to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so precious that they'll come into a wonderful stream, and keep joining in this joy over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep welcoming you. Soul let me, let me, let's do you a favor.
Let's go to the gift store, let's pick out a crown together. I'm going to give you an assisted rise. Let's pick out a crown together right, and we're going to take all the greatest supportive clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. I'm going to hang that crown on top of the glorious ceiling.
We're going to nurture you. Hold your eyes open. Probably don't need to do that because you're already sharing in my success daily. We're going to hold your eyes open, until you consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're going to be like "oh this is such a blessing". You're going to start feeling joy, you're going to start feeling excited. Just, your eyes are going to tear up, the retinas are just going to start glowing, glowing with happiness, and the retinas are just going to start sparkling and shining.
Then I'm going to grab that crown and say are you ready? And you're going to say yes and I'm just going to LIFT IT. While you THANK me, THANK me and I mean THANK me for uplifting you. And lift the precious life into your blessed soul.