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as an INTJ, I knew it would be difficult to make this relationship work. for year's she's been saying such nonsense as "Why can't I use the light switches, I don't want to use a dumb app". Now she's finally learning about the power of home automation. I can see she's already created new automations that also send notifications to her masseuse, the pool cleaner, the oat milkman, and Chelsea Manning. Tomorrow, I agreed I'd show her how to make "scenes" with the bedroom smart lights.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I know this is a bit but there are smart switches you can buy that let you use your voice, and your esfj wife use a physical switch.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

her personal trainer is a switch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Nintendo's lawyers are already on the case.