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That's right CEOs please get behind the wheel drunk and back your Tesla into a retaining pond.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Bruh 8 minutes with bystanders and nobody could break a god damn window? Go get a hammer for fuck's sake.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Tempered glass doesn’t break easily which is why it’s useful to have those special pointed hammers for breaking windows in the car.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know that but any nearby house would have a forked hammer surely. Go smash down doors. All social rules disappear when a life or death emergency exists fuck everything else, you go and bash someone's door down and scream what you need at them. If you can't swing that thing under water properly place the sharp point on the surface and kick it.

I don't understand how people can lack action in an emergency like this. Half these bystanders probably stood around watching instead of trying to do something.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Maybe they realized she deserved to die that way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Mashallah.

Who are the bystanders to oppose an act of God?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Also the cybertruck has some sort of bulletproof glass or some shit. Wonder why other cars might not want that...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Live your life in a way such that when you crash your bazingamobile into a pond people around you will actually want to save you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Step 1: Do not buy a bazingamobile.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would not go to the trouble of lifting a finger to save a drowning billionaire, much less get my clothes wet for one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I’d piss in the pond

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