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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I give them bogus advice. I'm pretty good at it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have to start screenshotting that.

I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named "Heinrich Licksumweiner" who insisted on being called "Heinie" a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it's spelled (shi-thēd).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I would answer the phone with "Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!" If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I enjoyed this one that I composed. Sounds sovcitty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I might pay to subscribe to that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Should I post some? I think it's pretty sovcitty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought this sounded good lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a word salad work of art.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I felt very sovcitty.