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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, if I roll 99 on a crit roll with a pillow I damn well expect an instant kill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are you using a d100 for attack rolls?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's a homebrew weapon from their last campaign in Pathfinder that they ported over, but the stats are legit and it's balanced trust them