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Source: rare reddit W

I know the news about it is old, but this is some good shit, especially about recent updates on the syndrome being possibly fake https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-with-havana-syndrome-show-no-brain-damage-or-medical-illness/

Anyways, here goes the song

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at CDC HQ in Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

It was created by the Cuban Bruce Banner

Havana, ooh na-na

It started with that chirping noise

(Might just have been crickets)

But I think it was Castro playing with his new toys

(felt like - shots in the double digits)

Felt like a jackhammer in a minute

That summer night in June

And the Dr says it was a microwave

It got me feelin' like…

AHHH, AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH

I knew it when I felt it, the Cubans turned me into a hot pocket

Got me feelin’ like AHHH, AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH-AHHH

And then I left the island, I had to go

Oh na-na-na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at CDC HQ in Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

(Epstein)

Just graduated, fresh on campus, mmm

Fresh out Langley with no manners, damn (Fresh out Langley)

Bump him off if he talks, like a traffic jam

Hey, I was quick to pay that dictator for Uncle Sam (Here you go, ayy)

Back it on me (Back it up)

Shawty cravin' on me, get to eatin' my propaganda for me (for me)

They waited on me (And what?)

Shawty coupin' for me, got the mercenaries for me (Wait up)

This is history in the makin', homie (Homie)

Point blank, close range, that Lumumba (Tah, tah)

If it was a coup, that's me (That's me)

I was gettin' mula, baby

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at CDC HQ in Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Give me money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, babe)

Give me money, money, money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, yeah)

Give me money, money, money like...

Ooh na-na, oh, na-na-na (Yeah, babe)

Give me money, money, money

Hey, hey...

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey)

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey)

Give me money because of Havana...

Havana, ooh na-na

Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

They're studying my brain at CDC HQ in Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

Oh, but my headache's from Havana

My headache's from Havana

Havana, ooh na-na

Oh, na-na-na (Oh, na, yeah)

Oh, na-na-na

Oh, na-na-na (No, no, no, Give me money)

Oh, na-na-na

Havana, ooh na-na