This is turning into bloodbath-gate or something. MSNBC and the like might squeeze more life out of it so it lasts a few more days.

the tangential misfiring of a deep fried, prion-addled brain

I hope Trump gets confused on stage and when he's in middle of an odd rant about toilets and their "not big enough small flush" he says something like "Ya gotta flush the democrats to make it flush. Ya gotta flush 'em. If you don't flush 'em you got problems. Clog. Clogs. Democracy too. Dying. Bad. Gotta flush 'em." And MSNBC spends three days ranting about how it could be a coded message for right-wing on liberal violence. And even if it's not - it's clearly a attack on norms for an ex-president to compare democrats to feces.

Plus... could - Russia! Russia! Russia! - be involved somehow?