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Due to how often they’re read in media, most people already know their Miranda Rights. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/thefunnywhereisit on 2024-12-27 06:08:39.
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Unless your partner has short hair, or you’ve been together a long time, it’s probable they still have hair from before you got together… (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/The7footr on 2024-12-26 21:08:48.
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You've probably been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/saltthewater on 2024-12-26 19:13:05.
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Luck is a skill. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/wilhelmtherealm on 2024-12-26 17:24:19.
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Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics only work if the robots programmed to follow them are sentient enough to recognize humanity. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Chassian on 2024-12-26 17:13:24.
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Worcestershire is the only condiment that gets auto corrected to a capital letter. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Basscyst on 2024-12-26 16:26:38.
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There are mittens on a string but not socks on a string, even though they’re the ones that go MIA on laundry day. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/mouthygoddess on 2024-12-26 13:40:33.
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No two people see the same version of you, even if it's at the same time. Each person has a unique viewpoint (taller/shorter/angle of lighting, etc), which makes you look different to all of them. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Little-Carpenter4443 on 2024-12-26 09:43:59.
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As evolution favors survival of strongest and humans are at top of food chain, if it wasn't for humanitarian values we would have destroyed the ecosystem just to fullfill our hunger. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Grand-Tax-2090 on 2024-12-26 05:53:25.
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The current news regarding Drones and possible UFO surveillance is the exact plot in Simpson’s Hit and Run. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/GrinchStoleYourShit on 2024-12-26 01:13:16.
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We wonder what nothingness is like, yet we experience it every time we have dreamless sleep. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Loriol_13 on 2024-12-25 20:47:37.
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Are spiritual gurus actually influencers if they speak against materialism but are in the 0.1 percent wealth brackets and live a pish posh fancy lives. Seeing people being brainswashed by these in... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/cashflowclown on 2024-12-25 19:48:23.

Original Title: Are spiritual gurus actually influencers if they speak against materialism but are in the 0.1 percent wealth brackets and live a pish posh fancy lives. Seeing people being brainswashed by these influencers just gets to me.

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With the advent of drone deliveries, chimneys will once again become useful but in the opposite direction. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/dawitfikadu3 on 2024-12-25 18:57:34.
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Chemtrails are also illegal immigrants. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/tjmaxal on 2024-12-25 18:23:02.
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Most people can’t name all of their great-grandparents. We’ll basically be forgotten in 100 years. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/SouthDiamond2550 on 2024-12-25 16:47:48.
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With how many cells comprise an adult body, it’s a miracle we grow mostly symmetrical. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/AzureTheSeawing on 2024-12-25 16:28:29.
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Considering that 99.9% of every species that has ever lived is now extinct, we are extraordinarily lucky to live alongside the largest animal that has ever existed (the blue whale). (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Doctor__Hammer on 2024-12-25 14:06:13.
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Out of the 110 billion people who’ve ever lived, each one had a unique mix of personality, struggles, and experience. It's interesting to think Some might have even lived lives more amazing than f... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/TrueLuck2677 on 2024-12-25 12:44:44.

Original Title: Out of the 110 billion people who’ve ever lived, each one had a unique mix of personality, struggles, and experience. It's interesting to think Some might have even lived lives more amazing than fictional stories.

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There are, on average, the same amount of balls on people than there are people on the planet. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/FranG080199 on 2024-12-25 11:42:31.
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Nobody will ever know who holds the lifetime world record for peeing the most times. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/tMoneyMoney on 2024-12-25 04:03:29.
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December 31st is the only day when you know the age of every single person born in a given year. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/TheMegnificent1 on 2024-12-25 03:26:14.
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Since lions can't survive on plants, and veganism is about avoiding cruelty and exploitation as far as is possible and practicable, Simba is a vegan. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Similar_Set_6582 on 2024-12-24 22:53:48.
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Now that the majority of the US population carry mostly or only plastic cards in their wallets, which can be easily cancelled at a moment's notice... it is probably the safest time in American his... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/shwarma_heaven on 2024-12-24 20:03:51.

Original Title: Now that the majority of the US population carry mostly or only plastic cards in their wallets, which can be easily cancelled at a moment's notice... it is probably the safest time in American history to be carrying large amounts of hard currency on us as well.

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Heat Miser is often upset that most people prefer a white, snow-covered Christmas from his brother. He might cheer up a bit from learning about those who prefer a "green and bright" Christmas like... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/ty0103 on 2024-12-24 19:42:36.

Original Title: Heat Miser is often upset that most people prefer a white, snow-covered Christmas from his brother. He might cheer up a bit from learning about those who prefer a "green and bright" Christmas like in Hawaii. Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

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Christmas Eve shopping is less about procrastination and more about having personal time. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Fantactic1 on 2024-12-24 18:30:06.
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