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Genesis (lemmy.ml)
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I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me

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I’ve got a nose to pick with you (lemmy.ml)
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You made a deal behind my nose (lemmy.ml)
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, but I can’t make it drink (lemmy.ml)
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All roads lead to hell (lemmy.ml)
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All roads lead to burnt bridges (lemmy.ml)
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Two rights make a wrong (lemmy.ml)
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Hit the nail right out of the park (lemmy.ml)
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Shitting at the seams (lemmy.ml)
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"Shitting itself" + "Splitting at the seams"

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You miss all of the shits you don’t take (lemmy.ml)
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💩🚽👃

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An apple a day won’t make the doctor drink (lemmy.ml)
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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” + “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink”

Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliche’s

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