DenverCircleJerk

1. Camping!

2. Stretch out and ride a stolen scooter where they belong: I-25.

3. Bring your recently rescued fur baby to a park off-leash and profusely reiterate to every parent that your dog knocks their child down that "he is harmless".

In a quote from the article: "...the city of Denver, known for its culinary vibrancy and food enthusiasts"

Nothing says culinary vibrancy and food enthusiasts like one more burger chain outlet! Now our gourmet food selection finally includes a burger. The mighty burrito and pizza offerings finally have some competition.

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Anyone know where I fill out the form to receive my new 4 bedroom 3 bathroom single family home in LoHi?

The new beer named “Suck my balls, I do what I want” is a collaboration between South Park writers and South Park brewery in Fairplay. The beer aims to educate employees that the pay structure they signed up for is not really up to them

At the Taylor Swift concert, the parking lot enjoyed a healthy amount of support.

In an anonymous west side park, there is a relatively well kept place to relieve yourself.

And a closer look shows that Romance in the Honey Bucket is alive and well in the Queen City!

My furr babies were so scared last night from all the noise. Anybody know what was up?

When hail slurpees make a river out of my road, I stay native strong. We need the na-moist-day.

Na-Moist-Day!

And all 7 of you in this community agree!

We sit here in Lemmy, struggling, while our brethern and brethernesses are hootin and hawin on reddit about titanic sub memes and bobert queefs. Are we just going to sit here lightly and take it? Have we not the gusto? I haven't even seen a sopapilla joke on here in days, we ought to hang our heads in shame

I seriously cannot figure this out, have tried to register my subie 12 times, but can't get in. How did you guys register yours?

Namaste.