Anti-Jokes

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What is red and smells like blue paint? (sowhois.gay)
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Red paint

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What do you call a bear that is condescending? (sowhois.gay)
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A condescending bear

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A man walks into a bar (sowhois.gay)
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His struggle with alcohol addiction is adversely impacting his family.

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A horse walks into a bar... (sowhois.gay)
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It is escorted back outside because horses are not allowed in bars.

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What’s worse than stale chips? (sowhois.gay)
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Death.

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Why did the tomato turn red? (sowhois.gay)
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Because it was ripening and undergoing a process called "enzymatic oxidation" that resulted in the accumulation of lycopene, a pigment responsible for the red coloration in ripe tomatoes.

That one was from ChatGPT

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Why can’t T-Rex clap? (sowhois.gay)
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Because dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? (sowhois.gay)
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A deer. The absence of eyes does not change the animal’s species.

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What did one ant say to the other ant? (sowhois.gay)
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Nothing, they communicate by pheromones, so they do not speak.