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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Note: this is not my original work but honestly one of the best anti jokes ever

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Nothing happened (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Not a joke.

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