chapotraphouse

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1773965884366758010

If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]

https://bsky.app/profile/cara.city/post/3kou63hlgke2c

archive.today • Stop Glorifying Self-Immolation - The Atlantic

https://twitter.com/jangelooff/status/1773709118781489434

https://twitter.com/KenDBerryMD/status/1773696063725006958

It turns out that accommodating spoiled aristocrats who order shit they don't need from halfway across the Earth on a whim has a cost, and let me tell you: that cost isn't coming out of the executives' salaries!

Every time you return something, you are adding data to a spreadsheet that returns the value of "fuck you."

https://bsky.app/profile/kilgoretrout.bsky.social/post/3koevq7mqvl2i

the young men of our once great nation are getting vamped, snuggle pupped, and petted into submission

We've all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?

I have a mannequin with a cone on it's head. You know I'm putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs

Moderate political views set a person firmly in the middle of the road, taking good from both sides and forgoing the clutter that litters the roadside. It is a path of reason, and it’s one that we advocate at Staunch Moderates. We believe that taking a level-headed approach, not shrilly defending a position based on tired dogma, is the way to go

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/29/newbern-alabama-election-lawsuit-mayor

I am once again calling for a Butlerian Jihad

Not even the STEM one. I am officially more precocious than any child. Eat shit.

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long live the JDPON