this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

bought the shoe that makes the most boot like sound when I walk

You.. you mean a boot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

be me, autistic to some extent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hard leather soles, great for your feet and you only to replace them every 4 months when walking on ashpalt or concrete.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

every 3 people i say morning/evening i get an honor point

i already have 23 honor points

Anon has greeted 69 people

Nice

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

to some extent

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And those damn Pinkertons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also dysentery

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't get to play it when it came out but now we're talking about it, I felt like the whole game was over when Arthur died. I just lost interest and hated playing as John because I had no attachment to his wife or child and was very much more interested in continuing my life of crime but the story basically forces you into the farming life and if I was gonna be a farmer I'd play Stardew Valley.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should play the first game. It takes places after the first game and follows John.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't like John? Play this game all about John!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They said they didn't like John because they had no attachment to the character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I know. I'm just making a dumb joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You should play the first game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Anon has found his way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I went through a phase where I looked at every plant carefully in the hope that I could forage it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be me. Read this as RJD2. Very confused.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Robert Jowney Dr, The Second?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I usually read it as R2D2 at first.