Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 19 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Solution: Be unattractive.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Alternate solution: don’t be attractive

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love friend-zoning people. I’ve got, like, ten friends meow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Make sure to check the food supplies though. Starvation is the highest risk when overcrowding the friendzone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Oh..... shhhhiiiiiiiiiiit........

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

be gay

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That has mixed success for various women in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

dark