Shark hands, because it would be awesome
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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Overwrite my personality. It would help me so much to become normal dude.
Add +1 to the Credit Score of anyone I positively interact with.
The ability to instantly make anyone stub their toe.
Apparently nobody here knows what a "small thing" is.
The ability to know all of someone's usernames and passwords by only looking at a photo of their face.
The perfect ability in the modern age for a secret life as either vigilante or villain.
I want to be able to build an endless tower of blocks that will never fall over
I could hold my poop indefinitely until I got home.