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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Our mass media can incite fear of chickens, pigs, and cattle. Then their existence itself can be defined as a terrorist act. We'll redefine vegan to mean only those that eat terrorists to save the other animals. Actual vegans can call themselves "vegetablers". Nothing changes and everyone feels good because if they don't feel good then they're not human.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Plants are alive!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why do beards make men shitheels ?

even santa only gives the good stuff to rich kids

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Look at those butthurt downvotes, haha. Currently 2 - 4.

Let me reach around mine to give you an upvote.

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