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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Y'all laughing but this how pigs make careers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's so everyone can see who's the boss.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well, Elon and Donald have taken care of the "salaried" thing now. But yes, they are showing him off like Hannibal Lector. They have treated worse people better, but they just killed "blacks", not CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They‘re just treating him like this because it is less common to kill a CEO than students or black people.

I hope nobody changes that, sincerely. I really hope that, from the bottom of my heart. If someone was to hunt CEOs for sport, that would be so awful! Oh dear lord I would not want to live in a world where poor innocent CEOs were hunted like dogs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

It would be a horribly dystopian twist on Battle Royale / Hunger Games if CEOs of companies found to have caused needless death or suffering, were rounded up and pitted against each other. And televised.

Nobody should think of that. It’s terrible. Can nobody write that down please.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They had to maintain their "fearful" image, or they wouldn't be able to do their job.

Not like they're even doing a good job with their real job. $7.50 an Hour ended up doing their job for them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Get your filthy hands off our hero you swine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they all wanted his autograph too. I wonder who thier health insurance provider is...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's because of the circumstances of how both were found.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Cops: WEEeee Are The SuperFash!

Luigi: Shutuuup

Cops: Weeeeee Are teh Suuper Faaash!

Luigi: Shut uuuuuuup!

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