Funny

Is your friend Bill Dauterive?

Replace the fork and spoon with a spork.

Fewer utensils to clean!

He never has dishes

That would make sense, it's the only ones iv ever bought so I wouldn't know

That's more than enough. I've survived for long with just a knife and a fork. A good knife works as a second fork.

This is me. It's perfectly fine until something, somehow, goes missing.

I use plastic plates, drink directly out of the tap, have one set of chop sticks and my kitchen knife is the pocket knife I carry everyday.

Dude clearly not a big fan of steak.

I did this once, it was bliss.

Seems inefficient having to wash everything every time? Not sure. But it would irritate me to have to do that rather than doing more, once, at the end of the day.

One too many spoons but perfect otherwise.