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New retirement plan just dropped (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Intentional heroin overdose

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey maybe someone will spend life in prison for disposing a president ele... better not finish typing that one out

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[–] tywarth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even better, a European CEO, where prisons are nice and cozy.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Now I just need to figure out which crimes would get me life in Norway without hurting anyone. Maybe that's not a bad backup retirement plan to be honest...

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if i'm your juror.

"Hmm. Golly i'm just not convinced HSR is guilty beyond reasonable doubt"

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

There must be hundreds of youths with 3d printed guns and bad opinions about the absolute worst companies

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pretty sure this applies to Xers to.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure American Gen Z'ers chose to die in climate wars.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And as always, GenX just forgotten.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not forgotten, too many of you are sellouts. They'll die in the climate wars so they're covered.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Please refer to me as Oregon Trail generation.

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