Just throw me in the trash
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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Eat me, bang me, fill me up with cream. Who gives a shit?
Give my body to a cabal of necrophiliacs so I can continue to be fucked in death as I was in life.
Fuck it, I wanna be cryogenically frozen, if I can have the chance of living hundreds of years in the future, no matter how slim, I'd rather be prepared.
The way things are going, I fully expect to be turned into Soylent Green
Shoot me out of a cannon
I want my body donated to a body farm.
I want my nutrients returned to the earth.
That means that green burial, human composting, burial at sea, and aquamation are all options.
I absolutely do not want cremation. It’s an energy intensive process that also renders the deceased’s accumulated nutrients unavailable to other organisms.
This thread also reminds me that I need to revoke the organ donor status from my driver’s license. As much as I like / appreciate the concept, a viable organ donation requires dying in a hospital. I would prefer to pass outdoors in a natural setting that I feel connected to or, at worst, in my own home.
Could you leave the organ donor status just in case you die in a hospital?
I think just cremation. Get rid of this body suit. :)
I'm excited for what's next.
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Something cheap for my family.
If you want to be a tree, go cremation. Trees get their carbon from the air not the soil.
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I don't give a fuck because I'm dead and won't be there to see it.
Do whatever you want with my corpse.
I would like to remain dead
I've organised to have my body donated to a medical school for dissection. It was quite complicated, lots of forms to be filled in and witnessed. My executor has to phone the university when I die & they send a van to collect me. They won't accept my body if I've died of something communicable, or it was eg some accident that left me too mangled. When they're done with me I'll be cremated and my name goes up on a plaque in a special garden.
The bog.
That's honestly pretty bog-standard. That's a term I learned on here a few days ago.
I would also like to become a tree! My grandma’s cabin that I spent a lot of time at growing up is right next to a national forest. I hope that type of service is more widely available when I die
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I want to be explosively shot into space go back to being stardust.
Sky burial! Hack me up and feed me to animals and plants. That way I can at least give some of the energy back that I consumed in my life
I want my skin and muscle tissue removed, and then I would like to be shot into space.
It's playing a long con, and I might fall into a star before I ever get the chance, but it would be really funny if some space explorer encountered a floating human skeleton and got spooked.
Don't think I’ll have the capacity to care, but put me in the ground with nothing but a light porous cloth covering so all the nutrients and microorganisms can be utilized by nature.
Thrown in a ditch
When I read the question, I immediately heard Frank Reynolds saying "when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash". Lol
Organ donation process, then load my body in to my shitbox car along with as much of my bullshit that fits in it, light it all on fire and trebuchet it into a quarry or something.
Sky Burial!!!
Dump my ashes into Mariana's Trench. That way I can contribute to the local ecology...somehow.
You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.