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[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Cool fucking petting zoo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Another cute and friendly little guy, spreading a lot of joy.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 days ago (29 children)

The bite actually doesn't kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can't breath.

People if given cpr immediately (kind of need someone to know it's what bit you) till it wears off / get on a ventilator will live.

I remember reading about someone who survived. They got but, and a team started doing cpr. The only issue was his eyes were open the entire time on a hot sunny day. So he was blind after the damage the hot sun did.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The bite actually doesn't kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can't breath.

I feel that's like saying "getting mauled by a bear doesn't kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out". Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction...

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of people who insisted COVID didn't kill anyone because it was the symptoms that actually killed people

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

You’re not totally wrong but some things are not so easily treated as with rescue breathing. This is the same problem with any paralytic agent (e.g. botulism) is that the mechanism of death is suffocation since you can’t breathe. But from a rescue standpoint its really easy to breathe for someone whereas its not easy to stop multiple lacerations leading to exanguination and I think that is the point they were making is that this could be a survivable event if a rescuer is nearby.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking "it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not the sudden stop at the end that kills you. It's the different times at which parts of you stop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not the different times at which parts of you stop that kills you. It's the different places they are in when they do.

(C'mon, y'all. Help me out. I'm trying to start a thing here!)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the different places and times your body parts stop that kill you. It is the inflexibility of your connecting body parts inbetween?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

It's not the inflexibility of your connecting body parts that kills you. It's the insufficient tensile strength of the connecting tissue!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's not the heavy metal poisom that kills you, it just shuts down your nerve cells from restoring its membrane potsntial.

It's not corona that causes you to die from suffocation, it'z just the immun response that results in changes to the mitochondria, powerhouses of the cell, and shortness of breath.

It's not the cancer that kills you, it's the organ failure!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, great to know! I’ll be taking my kids down there for some blue octopus pets 😁

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

wears off

I think it is in the duration of hours, rather than minutes before wearing off.

So yes, a team in rotation is required for CPR, or one triathalon participant.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Breathing - famous for being optional for those that would like to live.

Yes, there have only been around 3 people killed by them (largely because they're shy, aquatic, and somewhat uncommon), and intervention can be made to stop them from killing you, but they're one of the most toxic animals on the planet, and are unquestionably deadly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We do have a lot of experience with their toxin though, since so many other animals people like to eat and play with also use TTX like newts(on their skin itself), pufferfish, and sea slugs. The blue ringed octopuses are just unique in using it as a venom. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK507714/

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[–] [email protected] 174 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Petting a blue ring octopus could definitely be a once in a lifetime event!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

Well they were planning on Effing it, so maybe they were wearing "protection".

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I love Octopus, but this on is better not to pet. Yes, you can survive a bite, but only if there is an medical aid very near.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I grew up on the East Coast of the United States. MD and FL to be specific. Going to the beach was a regular thing in our household, whether it was the Chesapeake Bay or the Atlantic Ocean somewhere in West Palm Beach. My grandad has a house on the actual bay. Grew up spending every family gathering there. The adults would visit/catch up, and us kids would be in the water. I was NEVER scared of the water.

Then, as a young adult, Im sitting at an inprocessing for a base in Okinawa, Japan, and the briefer is going over local hazards in the region.

I had never heard of the Blue Ringed Octopus before.

And from that moment on, I became terrified of things in the ocean.

My husband always laughs about that story because its rare that they even make it into the waters around Oki, but that genuinely really was the moment that my brain was like "Omg, you have to worry about more than sharks in the ocean."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The ocean is beyond beautiful. Spent some time on the shores of NC and VA...

Started studying marine biology due to the oceans vast amount of mystery...Now it's "The ocean is beyond beautiful and just as deadly."

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh man I would love to live in a town called Effing. If only it wasn't in South Carolina.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shame they felt the need to censor the name of the petting zoo.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Yeah that might be the best of your lifetime as it might be drastically shortened

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't read 'Effing SC'. I was confused as to why they're cursing the petting zoo.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe because they’re trying to get people to pet a blue-ringed octopus?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

Has the "swim with the box jellies" experience reopened since the accident... and the other accident.. and those 3 accidents that happened before that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

I love the Effing petting zoo!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good god Im dead just watching this

Blue-ringed octopuses are among the world’s most venomous marine animals, carrying enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes.

https://youtu.be/NAmTTCV7GyY

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