Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody's attention by pointing a finger.
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I chose being able to make other people fart or burp. Well on a second thought, that's maybe C tier at best.
B Tier would be able to make people overhear their wakeup alarm. Useless against people with a good inner clock though.
I'd like to be able to sense the distance to the closest person to me
If Iโve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.
Always remember where I put stuff man
I don't want to lose another guitar pick lol
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