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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen this happen with coworkers of mine. Folks who never did any work. And slipped under the radar for many years. at least two (and one other to a lesser extent) come to mind.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have a coworker like that in a shared office. Guy fucking watches movies on speaker with the boss next door.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

wastes his time watching movies all day.

Really?? Smh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Take the opportunity to acquire skills for the inevitable firing that's coming later.

There was a story like that on Tales From Tech Support (buddy automated all his work while not making himself essential to support the automation) and when the guy got caught and had to find another job, it had been so long since he had actually worked that he had forgotten all about programming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or just get a second job and wait for the first one's paychecks to stop rolling in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There might be an issue with some contract clause about the company you work for owning anything you create while at work so if you're working two jobs at once it can create quite a mess

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can't imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

World doesn't have to be just hustle and grind. The man can enjoy himself however he likes, especially if he's getting paid too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Depending on the state you're in you can get sued for all that money back, best to CYA

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