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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My dumbass didn't think "damn Spotify doesn't pay artists"

Instead I immediately thought "damn more people are paying for their onlyfans than listening to their music"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never considered myself to be a foot-fetish guy, but damn she does indeed have sexy feet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

OnlyFans reportedly takes 20% of subscription revenue

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