this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have no xmas warrior spirit Alexander. You're on my naughty list you little P'takh, dishonor on your w-HOHOHO-le family.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night to die

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Milk and cookies are a dish best served cold.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fun fact, according to tradition, St. Nicholas punched a rival cleric at the First Council of Nicea in 325.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume the cleric did something dishonorable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was all Jesus being created and not being co-eternal with the father.

The Klingons are lucky their gods did not come back after three days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like the Klingon response to their gods coming back would be something along the lines of, "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lucky!? They would have slain them again! It would have been a glorious second victory! Imagine the songs that would be sung!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The church would probably be a better place with more clerics getting punched.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...that's why I got a bat'leth for Christmas.

Honor to your house, and for all a good night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Merry Christmas to you ... and your house!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Santa Qapla.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... there's a chance he may have been Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thinking about this more and it'd make more sense: a Ferengi that believed in giving gifts would certainly be banished, maybe he brought his message of giving to Earth....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rule of acquisition #127: Cindy Lu Who can suck it.