Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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Yeah, but they're not mad at you. You're a different person. If you give grandiose claims, you can make it another 6 months, even if you don't fulfill any promises. It'll give you time to dip out or conquer the Gauls.
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"Where's my Orange Julius"
DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT COMMENT
Unfortunately it was Chris Chan’s Fanta.
I'd give the ottoman empire (and by association the axis) modern weapons in WW1
If I ever successfully create a time machine, I'll put Wednesday before Thursday. Just for the luls
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Why on earth would you do that?
Too see what happens? If it ends up worse then I could always just go back and stop myself
You mean the Central Powers.
For all we know, that may avert WWII. WWI was less of a clear cut good/evil fight.
Oh yh but this would be an interesting outcome without the Central powers losing the treaty of Versailles wouldn't have been signed that means Hitler wouldn't have as much support (the ottoman empire would up the same we were already dieing, bit this time entand won't be involved)
The Austro-Hungarian Empire would not have split and the US would never have gotten the postwar economic boost that made it a great power. The Cold War would have been tripolar, with Germany dominating Europe and probably the world.
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You fool, now he will want more! And if you don't get him his sugary fix, it won't be a Fantastic day for you.