"But I ordered theonion rings! I need backup here!"
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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what was the problem with the burger? did he get everything else on it but "not the onion"?
Sheriff Owens, on the other hand, argued that it was a simple business dispute that any citizen could have called in.
Well, does every other citizen have a vehicle equipped with computers, sirens and have the authority to basically break traffic at will for emergencies?
Another job well done by sheriff Karen
Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!