Personally I like it, but I am well aware that I have tacky taste.
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Who's gonna buy it? Prince?
you might need a time machine for that
Who? The former artist formerly known as?
The cabinets aren't so bad, paint isn't difficult. But the floors and countertops. Oof.
See I'm the opposite. The cabinets are an absolute eyesore, but the floor looks awesome. I would love to have a floor like that
Him or a Vikings fan.
I know several people who would pick this house just for the kitchen..
I’m absolutely one of them. It’s a bit wacky, but not non functionally so. My taste leans simple but bold
Is it wrong that I kinda fuck with it?
If you’re wrong I don’t want to be right
How did you get introduced to the cast of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
I guess I fucked one for 7 years? But she never told me she was a reality TV star!
Corporations are purchasing unprecedented amounts of real estate, but it's definitely the market that's keeping this from selling.
This is PhotoShopped, but...
If it were real, the problem isn't the purple. It's the white.
So I've spent the last month looking for Houses. Nothing special, nothing extravagant. I came from a 1700sqft ranch with 3 bed, 2 full bath and a car port, small town, sold for about 215, and I got 135 take home after everything was paid off.
I had to expand my budget to 350 up here just to sniff houses that aren't in absolute disrepair on the inside and would require 50+ in reno, are 1.5 bth, or someone watched a couple episodes of Flippers and did a shittier job of "updating" the inside by putting the same cheap shitty grey vinyl flooring in several rooms.
There was 1 house I really liked, good area, open floor plan and a great basement. Downside was all the first floor carpet needed to be tore up especially since there were large stains in one of the bedrooms and it was poorly installed so was already buckled and loose, and there were cheap vinyl tiles in the foyer and kitchen that showed their wear and had to be removed. Just under 1700sq ft listed at 340 and went over asking the day it hit the market.
Another house, looked move in ready. 1500sq ft, with a half finished basement. Went to look at it...the house is claustrophobic, and the carpet needs to be pulled up also because of the terrible condition. The owners "finished" the basement by putting large vinyl tiles down themselves...which have already buckled and are about an inch off the ground in several places. They have a back patio which is about big enough for a Weber kettle grill and a camp chair. They're asking 336, claimed they already had an offer when I was looking at it but I noped outta that shit. That was a week ago and it's still on the market so either they were using BS tactics or the "offer" was for what the house was actually worth and they refused it. It's also the smallest house in a large neighborhood.
Why did your house sell for 215?
Because that's what houses in that area were going for on the high end. Cost of living where I am now is redonk
I stand by that I fucking love that kitchen. Add a ton of modernist architecture that makes you think and a yard I’m allowed to grow food and replace the grass with mint and I’m in.
yeah this goes hard, can't lie
no its the market who is wrong
P1mp1n ain't easy player.
I think we all know the problem here. Need a custom purple range and different hardware on the cabinets, would've sold in 3 days easy
I’m going to be honest, I like it
Barftastic!
The top left, weird blank space where a cabinet should be bothers me the most. Overall this has a weird rental property vibe with the reused, painted cabinets.
I think we've had this one before.