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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

We need some appreciation for wanksucker.

Also, fuckfuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wankstick is more popular whatever that means

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I wanna know who's calling people dirthead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Butt Boy, squire to Ass Lord

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Gimme a cock and I'm goblin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i don't think that one would generally be derisive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Doesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where are all the dip-goblin users?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hit up YouTube and type in "dip video". You'll see how dumb things get.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.

Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.

But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you just have terrible taste, dipclown

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Total dumbnozzle move.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

yall a buncha dumbgoblins

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.

Cruel disregards ,

YT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

poopgoblin when?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Damn libnozzles over on r*ddit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Missing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm just a teenage






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