Lavenderism

Once upon a time there was a mailman who was always on drugs, and tripped while shoving mail into mailboxes and often put the wrong mail into any mailbox he went to. One day while shoving a bunch of papers into a random mailbox, he was seduced by the woman living in the house who was half-cat with fur, ears, and a tail. He began having an affair with her and talking about conspiracies and ideologies he is a part of, but she found it cute or just thought he was silly. However, he once talked the cat woman into going to the club with her at night and she went. She was drugged by the man with acid, and the man took her to a bunker and did not allow her to leave because he thought nuclear war was about to start and he would need the cat woman to repopulate the Earth. Despite seeming nervous, she agreed and said that if a nuclear would happen soon, she would need a lot of cat food, litter, treats, and milk. The mailman went on a long shopping spree to get her cat toys and supplies, while the cat woman started picking the locks on the chains and preparing to ambush the man. As soon as he came back into the bunker, she hit him over the head with a pipe and kicked him in the balls so she could grab the keys and run out. She made it and slammed the door, leaving the mailman to be stuck inside with no food and no way to escape.