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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

That's really weird.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

He needs sexual harassment panda to explain it again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Does he mean what I think he means or is he saying he will buy her a child cause that’s how he thinks money works?

Or does he mean he will give one of his children?

There is no good implication.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Taylor Swift should just make her own social media company. Put mastodon on a server and call it a day for X dot com lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Don't get high on your own supply". Violated the golden rule. Social media causes mental illness, when taken in large doses may render you fucking insane.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Easy there Internet White Knight. Her boyfriend is a football player and smarter than you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i hope he gets ripped into shreds by said cats

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Dude literally bought a party in progress just to get invited to it, then all the cool people left and he's there mistaking himself for one of the cool people. So, so sad. They're all at a new party, chopping it up, he's at the old party and it's all men, boys really, angry ones. It is repulsive.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

He has been for a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He can't give her a child, that cave diver got there first.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All this dude does is pop out kids with different women. He's got, what...12 now? With Wilson, Grimes, Zilis and a surrogate. Why the hell do women bother and get ditched with his kids to take care of? He's like some bored prince screwing the servants and leaving bastards everywhere. I mean, is he gay? Not criticizing anything about being gay...but his inability to form any lasting relationships with women might indicate something.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I really hope her response is “why would I want to have YOUR baby, when I’m dating a real man?”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well, technically he didn't say anything about having sex. Maybe he was thinking about kidnapping a child and giving him/her to her. 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If we lived in a reasonable world, any major social network would be firewalled and closed off while they got fined to oblivion after this extreme display of fostering of misogyny. Elon Musk is an argument for socialism, specifically the one that drags him into a jail cell and appropriates the wealth he would have misused for society. Neither SpaceX nor Tesla really needs his parasitic presence any longer, and I doubt this one trick pony could be successfully steal another revolutionary venture to finance into.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

At this point he's got kids lying around in places he probably forgot existed, might as well give her one, the kid would probably be grateful...

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