this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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My little brother likes to say he's going to have us all taxidermied and put on roller skates so we'll be with him forever.
Shove my corpse on a random desert hillside and study its decomposition ... hyper-specific because there's actually a study like so, but yeah, anything that isn't claimed by patients/doctors who need it, I want set out for sky "burial".
Now I think about it, I think I read that study wants entire corpses. Now I'm sad.
I think this is one of those societal level conspiracies
I like by taking life, in death I want to give life. It's legal, it's ethical. Unless I die from a bacterial disease or nasty virus, I find it ghoulish and cruel to be cremated or pumped full of preservatives - let me return to the earth. Feed me to birds, bury me under a tree, i don't care - I just want to feed life as I fed upon it
It's legal, it's ethical, and if I died tomorrow I'm sure my frequently expressed wishes would be ignored
You're "homeschooling" !
I am pretty sure it is becoming legal to get composted some places. Then you wait and disinter the giant bastard, free yard skeleton
Yeah everyone knows in Europe there's just skeletons everyone's gardens. It's considered pretty common over here and not at all weird or strange.
Are you implying the fellow in this green text might not be the most ..normal person?
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