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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Take the cat pill anons" with a photograph of a black cat lying on the carpet)

be me

depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house

one day we get a cat, whatever

cat hates me for whatever reason

is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things

never lets me pet him or play with him

also meows really aggressively around me for no reason

try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing

try feeding him, he keeps meowing

literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell

trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always

starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this fucker

just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere

parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out

we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that

ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as l'm standing in the kitchen

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cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me

I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV

noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now

Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration

Guess I'm a cat person now bots

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cat helps mood more then anything. Coming home to this is an instant mood improver.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Pets in general.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I've always wanted a little torti.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Imagine not meowing back to a cat. People really live like that?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I dunno, but bawking at our chicken sure seems to make her happy.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Hear me out I've got this diet plan that will really further the bond between you and your cat