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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So can they stream live footage of tortured children from the anti-gay conversion camps they help fund? Maybe make people think twice about buying food there?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The tops in boys. Short everything. Capitalism has finally reached the endgame.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Oh I do so fervently wish this blessing on the entire globe!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Chick fil a doesn't do burgers. Unless it's the big T burger at Truet's...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Makes about as much as Netflix's current attempts to muscle in on the gaming market, Epic-style.

Why I continue to be surprised by corporate decision-making is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

At least that halfway makes sense. Netflix on a laptop means games too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

I mean everyone else is... Why the hell not!