this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Paint one door with a Christian medieval-style illustration of a soul ascending to heaven, and the other with an illustration of a soul being cast into hell. Then when you have a guest and you approach the door, say "Choose your path wisely!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Comedy and Tragedy masks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

It's the Bicycle Playing Cards of doors. Paint it to look like a King of Spades.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Looks like the contractor when installing the doors layed them on top of each other in the same orientation. Then proceeded to make the groves for the hinges.

After which that was quickly followed by a ohh fuck. After which they installed them anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not the deed of a contractor.

That's DIY's finest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Dunno about that. Apartment I used to live in had a window installed upside down because they wanted specific handing for the opening, and the shower surround was also upside down, meaning water didn’t drain off properly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That frame is more crooked than Clarence Thomas on on a private yacht. When you notice that the seam between the doors is the only thing that looks square, the skill of this door hanger is redeemed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Hrm, also no handles!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it looks stupid but it works...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

... it's still stupid and you're lucky

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I actually like it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Looks dumb, but fixable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

this is where I grow my weed