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[–] [email protected] 278 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Before anyone thinks this is actually real, it’s not.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I assumed, but still found it funny.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

I was hoping it was real.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Too bad, I would expect them to hurry it through and skimping on the QA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That sounds more realistic, but fortnite isn't a realistic game. Put it in GT7 and let it do one lap and die. That's realism.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Aww. I was wondering whether it is a case of malicious compliance from the developers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I’ve seen them on the street!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

But, but ,but ,but... It's on the internets! You mean someone would just make up stuff and lie on the internets????

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

"Reminder that 1) Voting with your wallet works and sentiment on social media is a tangible factor," Fortnite Festival producer Kyle Wynn wrote. "2) Companies are composed of lots of different people with their own unique opinions. 3) That truck looks fucking silly and the CEO of that company is a piece of shit."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Even bad publicity is good publicity". People ought to remember this, and simply STFU about the people in the world that really dont deserve a spotlight.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think Tesla floundering so much right in the middle of the EV boom is proof that there is such a thing as bad publicity

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thinks it's because bad publicity does help a brand get recognition, that's why the saying goes like that. The thing with telsa is that it already has the recognition so with every other article that comes out exposing yet another flaw with them, ever more people associate the brand with bad quality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if it would act as pro-Tesla or anti-Tesla to show a list of all the problems with Teslas and their current status.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

People shopping for an EV aren't going to like the idea of steering wheels coming off or trim flying off at highway speeds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

EV or not, people don’t want to buy unsafe vehicles, period. Any brand synonymous with poor quality dies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fiat is still around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the Ford Pinto didn't kill Ford, but Ford also had decades of company history at that point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ford will take a while to die, they’ve always stockpiled a lot of rainy day cash to weather out bad spells. As you’ve said they had plenty of successful decades and successful cars. They even had successful cars at the same time as the pinto so it wasn’t really a problem

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Right. So would it be helpful or harmful to their sales to have a list where one of the items read like:

“Steering wheel comes off: fixed”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Or being locked out of a vehicle with 11 miles on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

There's also the little detail that this is completely fake.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s like the universe just said NO to the very concept of the cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s like a bivector foil, just a really minor form of it.

Aliens probably sent it across the DMT waves to slow us down while they approach us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I understood that reference. Really got into that show!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I knew you were gonna say book. (I never knew either existed but now I want to read the book)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Wow. Much fail.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

even fortnite cybertruck sucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Stop eating onions.

https://twitter.com/FortniteStatus

Scroll to your heart's content, you won't find the tweet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

The funny part is that the one that's in GTA V works just fine lol