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I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

Crash the dollar by entering the whole amount in the stock market? Or are stocks also considered gambling?

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

Warhammer!!

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

The Brewster's Millions genie

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

Using AWS already fits into rule #3.

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore