Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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It literally sounds like a DDoS!
Botnet if you will
Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.
It sounds like the name of a political protest group.
The answer is obviously to require all users to change their passwords and make them stronger. 26 minimum characters; two capitals, two numbers, two special characters, cannot include '_', 'b' or the number '8', and most include Pi to the 6th place.
Great! Now when I brute force the login, I can tell my program to not waste time trying '_', 'b' and '8' and add Pi to the 6th place in every password, along with 2 capitals, 2 numbers and 2 other special characters.
Furthermore, I don't need to check passwords with less than 26 characters.
Sorry, I don’t understand. Do you mean there have to be 6 digits of Pi in there, or the sixth character must be π? I’m down either way.
This is, in a lot of ways, impressive. This is CrowdStrike going full "Hold my beer!" about people talking about what bad production deploy fuckups they made.
You know you’ve done something special when you take down somebody else’s production system.
Can't get hacked if your machine isn't running.
You’re hired!