Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
Get fired by dog hating boss
Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
Thanks puppy
Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once
I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).
Today must be "dig up ancient greentexts" day.
Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?
A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.
Today must be “I’m an ass” day.
11 total posts in this community. I realize these are ancient, but unlike reddit, they haven't already been shared here dozens of times by different users with the same exact topic line. Let 'em fill it in
2019 is ancient now?
Wholesome Greentext